Dirty IT job No. 1: Sludge systems architect
Dirty IT job No. 2: Datacenter migration specialist
Dirty IT job No. 3: Enterprise espionage engineer (black ops)
Dirty IT job No. 4: Interdepartmental peace negotiator
Dirty IT job No. 5: On-site reboot specialist
Dirty IT job No. 6: Help desk zombie
Dirty IT job No. 7: Legacy systems archaeologist